Surrender..before I put my f00t in your a$$

Surrender....I don't know his last name offhand, and am too lazy to look it up on the net. He's a fuckwad. Literally, he's a punjabi wad of fuck. The tourney today is Pot Limit Hold 'em. I sit down in the box, after a break, with Antonio Esfandiari to my left, that English lady Maureen something-er-other to his left, a couple of yahoo's, Surrender, Charlie Shoten (I have no idea who this old bird is, but apparently he's at LEAST some sort of local legend...fine..he seems like a good Joe) and more huckleberry's, to finish off the table. Very first hand, the punjabi fuckwad *now known as PFW* is on the button, local legend Charlie Shoten *now known as LLCS* in sb, and some hayseed in bb. Blinds are 25 and 25 at this point (level 1). UTG calls, everyone folds to PFW, who calls. LLCS bets pot, and throw 200 out there. I say "POT". PFW IMMEDIATELY, throws 75 back into LLCS's stack, as if he bet too much. Slightly confused by this, I was like....uhhh, ok, must've been too much. LLCS is engrossed in a convo with a railbird, and didn't seem to mind. Everyone else was pretty much not paying attention anyhow, so I did the flop. LLCS bets pot again, and everyone folded. Surrender was wrong, LLCS bet the right amount, and the fucking towel head saved himself 75 bucks...oh well, noone seemed upset. My bad LLCS, I cost you a few bucks. PFW had some bitching going on while I was waiting to take over the table as well...not sure what it was about. Fucking douchebag. So, the game goes on, and LLCS is still talking to this d00d on the rail. PFW says to me, "Dealer, you gotta stop him from talking". NO SHIT, he said that to me! I looked right at him and said "Why?" with an evil smirk. LMFAO. What a t00l. A few hands later, someone 'bet pot' again, and he tried to say it was too much. I felt it was my job to correct him, so I did it in the most professional manner...by showing him how fucking wrong he was. It gave me great pleasure to deal that dipshit's final hand (knocked him out) before I left. Stupid punjabi wad of fuck.