"Johnny World" Hennigan

So, I am heading to the break room after another exhausting day of taking the chainsaw up the ass, when lo and behold, I see a fight about to break out in the 'live' section. Not to pass up the only 'action' I will ever see..I immediately dash over to check out wtf is going on. I see some d00d, dressed like a pimp, getting into it with the relatively LARGE individual. I don't mean large in the sense that this guy could tip the scale at a fat man's convention...rather..this d00d is a walking brick wall. Turns out, it is "Johnny World" Hennigan. Can I stress to you enough, the size of this guy? And some Alfalfa has been is starting shit WITH him? It was hilarious. Seems that Alfalfa went up to JWH, while he was minding his own business, on an empty table, eating some grub and asked to 'borrow' 20 bucks. After JWH politely said 'no', Alfalfa (did I mention he was wickedly hammered, for 11 am?) went on a tirade. Long and short of it, security at the Rio, with its, ahem, cat-like reflexes managed to get there 'in the nick of time'. Of course, if you didn't catch the sarcasm, that means that JWH was 99% out the door after saying "let's settle this outside" by that time.

Dammit! I had 30 minutes to kill and it woulda taken JWH about 2.4 seconds to mop up the patio with this guy - leaving me PLENTY of time to go do whatever the fuck it is I do on break.