Evelyn Ng

For all of you who watch poker on TV, and tend to 'caulk your stomach' whenever you see the HOTNESS that is Evelyn Ng on tv, let me just say....TV does this phenom NO JUSTICE WHATSOEVER! You remember that diamond I coulda shit out, in the EC saved the lives story? Well, I coulda sliced that muffuk'r up with my walking erection like a Ginsu knife takes to hot butter. MY GAWD! I was on break today, just kinda walking around, when I saw her going in the same direction I was going, but about 20 feet ahead of me. So I speed up and stalk....errr followed her for a little bit. In all reality, I was hoping she'd turn around, see me, and ask me out, right then and there, but it was not to be. She's a skinny thing...much more than I'd've ever thought. The waistline of her Louis Vuitton Jeans wouldn't be big enough for my leg...and normally that kinda 'cocaine-chic' look doesn't do it for me. But I am not adverse to changing my views. This girl's a total knockout. Rumor has it she is a cool person as well...but hellifiknow....there is no way in hell this little hick boy from Hayseed, Ks. could ever talk to someone like her.