Kristy Gazes..ga ga ga goooo

It's the end of the day. The day that JWH was about to beat some pimp into oblivion. My ass, which started as the equivalent of a 4-cylinder toyota tercel, has been bored out into a 351 Cleveland by now, by my superiors. Needless to say, I am not in a good mood. The night before, my roommate, in the hotel, had some pretty ferocious gas, by the way, and this fact made me more bitter than one could imagine. My goal....RUN to the EDR (employee dining room), suck down a couple of Jethro Bodine size bowls of chili, and catch the bus back to the hotel, before he gets there. The war is ON!

So as I am heading down the half mile trek to the EDR, listening to my cd player in my little fag bag, who do I catch up to? Kristy Gazes (to my IMMEDIATE RIGHT..almost touching me) and her friend, on the opposite side of her. At first, I have no idea wtf is going on, as I am jamming to Godsmack at the time, but I look over at this hottie (the friend), mouthing something to me, as she is waving her hand over her head. At first, I thought she was having some sort of petite mal seizure, but turns out she was trying to ask me something. She wanted to know how tall I was. I told her 6' 1". Little did I know the correct answer woulda been 6' 2". Seems her and Kristy were talking about men, and how Kristy's perfect man is 6' 2". I love my parents to death, but DAMN them for leaving me an inch shy of heaven! Seems Kristy is dating a colostomy bag and isn't very happy about it. She was impressed that I had a 'job' even. LMFAO. I am just a scrub poker dealer.

Anyhow, without the liquid encouragement that comes in 12 oz bottles and is produced in, using my best Jim Rome voice, St. Looo-eeeeeeze, I was like a fish out of water. My poker game is minute best, but when it comes to women, I couldn't get laid in a brothel, during happy hour. Had I just answered 6' 2", though, I think she woulda taken over for me. Guess I will never know.

For those of you who don't know who Kristy Gazes is, put it this way...she's drop dead gorgeous. I've looked for a pic or two on the internet for clarification, and to this point, I've seen the same pic over and over, and it does NOT do her any justice whatsoever. This girl is so striking to the eye. Mercy. Oh well, she is out of my league altogether, but it was nice to peek into the door of her world, even if for a moment.