Does anyone see the resemblance?

Mac Tonight was a mascot introduced by McDonald's restaurants in 1986. He was killed off almost immediately afterwards. If only the poker world could be so lucky.

Thanks to the joy of TV editing, Andy Bloch comes off as "Mr. Nice Guy". If that is true, then Brandi Hawbaker is an innocent angel.

AB is a grade-A, prime choice, 5 star asshole. His sole purpose in his poker life appears to be to bitch and complain. He actively tries to find fault in everything.

Another real high class guy is Arnold Spee. The details as to why are irrelavent, but in a nutshell, if as a poker player, the only thing you can say is (paraphrasing) "These things get more and more fucked up every year...it's such a joke", then I have one simple question: "Why in the crystal blue fuck do you still play?"

If I got kicked in the nertz everytime I walked down Main Street, USA, it wouldn't take long for me to learn a detour. I don't think it takes much of a brain pan to figure this out. Corky from "Life Goes On" could decypher this little puzzle.

Again, I am no expert. I don't have a diploma from MIT. I didn't quit my job in marketting to contemplate being a police detective. I do have a bachelors degree, and a doctorate's degree. But seriously, is it really needed to know that I'm gonna get racked if I walk that street again?

Likewise, if every tourney you play in gets worse and worse every year, and you, by default, bitch about it more and more each year....I say again, "Why in the crystal blue fuck to you still play?"