It's all over...Joseph Hachem is a wanker
Alrighty then...it's all over! For now. Fret not, oh loyal reader of the forum...for I have been asked to 'deal the circuit'. Apparently my skills as a dealer are better than the average bear's. Not that it takes much. The next event is in Tunica, Miss. starting around August 7th. More to come...
As for the WSOP....all I can say is, it was an experience. I am displeased in the main event, to say the least. Ironically tho, I am not displeased with Harrah's, Binion's, The Rio, the incompetence of my bosses, or there bosses, etc. No. For once, they did a good job - as far as the main event goes. I am displeased, oh fuck that...I am pissed/appauled/AMAZED at the fucking players.
7 of the final 10 players (9 of which became millionaires), managed to drop a combined ZERO dollars in tips, for the dealers. Roughly 25 MILLION of the 56 million total purse, went to these 10 philanthropists. 7 managed a big fat fucking goose egg. That Aussie fuck Joseph Hachem, who brought in 7.5M and left nada. This guy seemed really cool the whole time I was involved with him. I dealt to him two separate days of the main event alone, but I am talking more about his interviews on cardplayer.com. He seemed like an okay guy. I am a graduate of Cleveland Chiropractic College, and am currently in the process of taking my national boards. I say this only because as it turns out, Joseph Hachem is a former chiropractor (although in australia, I think you come out of the womb as a second trimester chiropractic student) so I was even more happy for 'the lad'. Fucking wanker is more like it. He didn't leave shit. So for the purpose of hitting the search engines (a la Sam Farha is a cocksucker), I will repeat:
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Joseph Hachem, if you happen to get this link sent to you from one of your fellow "Shirleys", don't think I am putting the onus solely on you. There are at least 6 others that rank just below the corn in my shit. You just happen to win the most, making your lack of gratuity worse than anyone elses. Fuck You!
Any of you other Keeblers Corn Nibblet wanna-bes that happen to read this (I know..I have less chance of winning the WSOP than any of you seeing this, by a factor of 1 billion) feel free to comment - preferrably to ask where to send a generous tip to. I will make sure it gets evenly distributed among ALL the 350+ dealers who worked 40 some odd days STRAIGHT, 10 hours a day, to make sure everyone who participated in ANY of the WSOP events, had the time of their lives! Otherwise, I hope the express train to hell drops you off directly in the sodomite section. I can't think of anything more appropriate for your final resting place, than you spending your fiery eternity with a trident shoved up your a$$.
As for the WSOP....all I can say is, it was an experience. I am displeased in the main event, to say the least. Ironically tho, I am not displeased with Harrah's, Binion's, The Rio, the incompetence of my bosses, or there bosses, etc. No. For once, they did a good job - as far as the main event goes. I am displeased, oh fuck that...I am pissed/appauled/AMAZED at the fucking players.
7 of the final 10 players (9 of which became millionaires), managed to drop a combined ZERO dollars in tips, for the dealers. Roughly 25 MILLION of the 56 million total purse, went to these 10 philanthropists. 7 managed a big fat fucking goose egg. That Aussie fuck Joseph Hachem, who brought in 7.5M and left nada. This guy seemed really cool the whole time I was involved with him. I dealt to him two separate days of the main event alone, but I am talking more about his interviews on cardplayer.com. He seemed like an okay guy. I am a graduate of Cleveland Chiropractic College, and am currently in the process of taking my national boards. I say this only because as it turns out, Joseph Hachem is a former chiropractor (although in australia, I think you come out of the womb as a second trimester chiropractic student) so I was even more happy for 'the lad'. Fucking wanker is more like it. He didn't leave shit. So for the purpose of hitting the search engines (a la Sam Farha is a cocksucker), I will repeat:
Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker! Joseph Hachem is a fucking wanker!
Joseph Hachem, if you happen to get this link sent to you from one of your fellow "Shirleys", don't think I am putting the onus solely on you. There are at least 6 others that rank just below the corn in my shit. You just happen to win the most, making your lack of gratuity worse than anyone elses. Fuck You!
Any of you other Keeblers Corn Nibblet wanna-bes that happen to read this (I know..I have less chance of winning the WSOP than any of you seeing this, by a factor of 1 billion) feel free to comment - preferrably to ask where to send a generous tip to. I will make sure it gets evenly distributed among ALL the 350+ dealers who worked 40 some odd days STRAIGHT, 10 hours a day, to make sure everyone who participated in ANY of the WSOP events, had the time of their lives! Otherwise, I hope the express train to hell drops you off directly in the sodomite section. I can't think of anything more appropriate for your final resting place, than you spending your fiery eternity with a trident shoved up your a$$.
posted by Doc33 at 2:05 PM
10 Comments:
Hey --- I mean, hey, hang on!!!!
Juice is taken from those guys. Not only that juice is taken on top of that for YOU GUYS.
Go see your boss and let the players have something of their own.
Thanks Mr. Wizard, for filling me in on how it works. I had no idea that 'juice' is taken out from those guys, then MORE 'juice' was taken out for US guys. I had no idea that 3% gets taken out for US guys (of which 30% of THAT goes to the 'floor guys', leaving 70% of 3% to be split 400 ways). I had no idea that winning 7.5M wasn't enough. I had no idea that gratuity for dealing upwards of 60 hours for ONE event was too much to ask for. Let me guess, when you go out to eat at a nice restaurant, have some cocktails, and thoroughly enjoy your evening (maybe even impressing your date - whatever HIS name is), that you are the type that swallows a penny, shits out a nickel, and leaves that for the waitress who made your evening as enjoyable as it was?
Oops..sorry..typo. 2% to the dealers (not 3%), of which we see 70% of - split 400 ways. My bad.
If you don't like it, go get a different job.
They already took money off the top, which is a pretty hefty sum out of 7.5 mil.
Again, if you are just gonna bitch and moan, go get a real job instead of being a freaking casino dealer.
Australian's don't tip, it's just a fact of life. In fact, in Australian Casinos it is ILLEGAL to tip dealers. Give him the benefit of the doubt.
I get that you like tips. But unless my math is wrong, that 70% of 2% is nothing to shake a stick at:
56,000,000 * 0.02 = 1,120,000
1,120,000 * .70 = 784,000
784,000 / 400 = 1960
Now, to use your number of 60 hours of work, that's roughly $32.50 perhour in tips, PLUS your salary.
How much more exactly did you think was your due?
Jeff
please post more.
You know what, I DO apologize. After dealing the first circuit event in Tunica, I found out that Hachem INTENDED on tipping $75K! Right up until someone told him not to...the 'the dealers are taken care of'. At which time, due to the advice of some other wanker, Hachem left a $100 tip. As for TK, who the fuck are you? Besides someone who has never make a living in the 'tipping industry', for lack of a better term. I could care less what you think about, well, anything and everything. I am not bitching about the job..the job is FUN for me...and is just something I am doing until I DO 'get a real job - not just a freakin casino dealer'. Ironically, I am, like Hachem, going to be a chiropractor - as soon as I finish up my boards. However, that is neither here nor there. The point is the gratuity, and again, I apologize, after hearing that Hachem at least INTENDED on tipping!
Yeah, I live on tips too. He should have tipped. He isn't in Aussie, so the rules do not apply. I am sure the cost of living in Vegas is higher than most places, and perhaps $30/hr is slightly above average?
Wow a post from a dealer complaining about tips. Imagine that? As long as Harrah's is taking 2% out for dealers you won't see a tip from me. In a cash game you get a buck for ever pot I scoop no matter how large. You don't like it? Two words, learn to fuckin type.
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