KFL cont., Scott Fishbait, and Dutch, The Thief, Boyd
Gonna just cram in a few things here....
The first round of the main event has almost 5600 players in it. Each of the first three days, roughly 2000 start, and 1350 bust out. Two days into round 1 of the main event - almost 4000 players so far, and I have only had 1 (out of roughly 2700) go bust on my table. You guessed it. I knocked out Kathy Fucking Liebert. I smiled from ear to ear. She had on that same goddamn velvet sweat suit, and was wearing her fucking fanny pack. Rounds are 140 minutes long, and start with 25 and 50 blinds. It is round 2 (50/100 blinds) and poor nasty KFL is down to about 3k or so in chips. She is in the big blind (100) and there are 5 limpers already in, preflop. She raises to 600. Everyone folds, except one guy. Flop comes....Q, 5, ?. KFL bets 1400. D00d calls. Turn is a 3. KFL goes all in for 2500 more and d00d calls. Cards are flipped over. KFL has A3 spades, and d00d has 56 off suit. River was a rag. Exit stage left for KFL. YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW!
Now, if I can only knock out Scott Fishman, this trip will all be worth it. I knocked him out of the $10,000 PL Omaha tourney, which was justice enough, but one more time will seal the deal.
Scott Fishman is the complete package. He is the head of a dick, he is the shaft of a dick, he is a pair of nasty balls that hang under a dick. Again, he is the complete package. This KID stands at a stellar 5-foot nothing, and weighs about a buck-0-five. He is an ex Bellagio dealer who used to live off of tokes (tokes are tips, for you who don't know what that is, or how to do it). This collosal douchebag goes out of his way to tell people NOT to tip. This little prick goes out of his way to make an asshole out of himself. He can kiss my ass - right down where it's pink. I can't stress how much I despise this twerp. Fuck him and his 'crew'. If I could, I would piss in his 'fish tank'.
Russ Boyd...aka Dutch Boyd. Russ is his real name, but after scamming thousands of people out of 100s of 1000s of dollars on a long extinct poker site, he changed his name to Dutch - boy..you fooled us there, Dutch. I dealt to this scumbag a sometime last week. All he did was do simple little chip tricks the entire time I was there. He never said a word. Probably for fear of getting my size 13 shoe crammed into his lying mouth. Fuck him too. As a matter of fact - fuck anyone related to these people, the 'crew' and any relatives therein. Fuck the lot of 'em.
The first round of the main event has almost 5600 players in it. Each of the first three days, roughly 2000 start, and 1350 bust out. Two days into round 1 of the main event - almost 4000 players so far, and I have only had 1 (out of roughly 2700) go bust on my table. You guessed it. I knocked out Kathy Fucking Liebert. I smiled from ear to ear. She had on that same goddamn velvet sweat suit, and was wearing her fucking fanny pack. Rounds are 140 minutes long, and start with 25 and 50 blinds. It is round 2 (50/100 blinds) and poor nasty KFL is down to about 3k or so in chips. She is in the big blind (100) and there are 5 limpers already in, preflop. She raises to 600. Everyone folds, except one guy. Flop comes....Q, 5, ?. KFL bets 1400. D00d calls. Turn is a 3. KFL goes all in for 2500 more and d00d calls. Cards are flipped over. KFL has A3 spades, and d00d has 56 off suit. River was a rag. Exit stage left for KFL. YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW!
Now, if I can only knock out Scott Fishman, this trip will all be worth it. I knocked him out of the $10,000 PL Omaha tourney, which was justice enough, but one more time will seal the deal.
Scott Fishman is the complete package. He is the head of a dick, he is the shaft of a dick, he is a pair of nasty balls that hang under a dick. Again, he is the complete package. This KID stands at a stellar 5-foot nothing, and weighs about a buck-0-five. He is an ex Bellagio dealer who used to live off of tokes (tokes are tips, for you who don't know what that is, or how to do it). This collosal douchebag goes out of his way to tell people NOT to tip. This little prick goes out of his way to make an asshole out of himself. He can kiss my ass - right down where it's pink. I can't stress how much I despise this twerp. Fuck him and his 'crew'. If I could, I would piss in his 'fish tank'.
Russ Boyd...aka Dutch Boyd. Russ is his real name, but after scamming thousands of people out of 100s of 1000s of dollars on a long extinct poker site, he changed his name to Dutch - boy..you fooled us there, Dutch. I dealt to this scumbag a sometime last week. All he did was do simple little chip tricks the entire time I was there. He never said a word. Probably for fear of getting my size 13 shoe crammed into his lying mouth. Fuck him too. As a matter of fact - fuck anyone related to these people, the 'crew' and any relatives therein. Fuck the lot of 'em.
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